| The following rules should be followed for choosing | | | | the batteries. The also had the added bonus of |
| gifts for kids that are not your own. To those of | | | | going off whenever a car drove by or a plane |
| you with kids these ideas will appear obvious. But | | | | went overhead or someone sneezed near them. |
| just think, there are people in the world without | | | | The friends who gifted them to us are now |
| small children, people who do not dedicate a | | | | forever known as the "Annoying Drum Stick |
| section of their brains to scanning the ground for | | | | Givers". You do not want to be those people. If |
| choking hazards as they walk through a room. | | | | you buy any electronic devices that make noise, |
| These people may need help, and we here at the | | | | make sure they have an off switch and volume |
| Toy Report feel it is our duty to help educate | | | | control. |
| them. | | | | Avoid Small Parts |
| Avoid Magnet Toys | | | | Kids love to play with tiny toys sized for tiny |
| Magnet Toys are fun for kids of all ages, but are | | | | fingers. We know many 6 year old girls that |
| one of the most dangerous swallowing hazards | | | | LOVE Polly Pockets, and many 5 year old boys |
| out there. Swallow one magnet and they will likely | | | | that love Lego Sets (And vice versa). But their 1 |
| pass right through so to speak. Swallow two | | | | year old sibling is going to eat them and we all |
| magnets and they can attach from different | | | | know nothing good can come of it. The same |
| sections in the intestines and cause major life | | | | rules apply to a 4 year old, but for different |
| threatening problems. You do NOT want to be | | | | reasons. They may not eat the toys, but they |
| the Aunt that caused little Jimmy to need major | | | | are not old enough to understand picking up after |
| stomach surgery. | | | | themselves yet. You'll doom their parents to |
| Avoid Pop Culture Characters | | | | endless cleanup time. Leave the choice up to the |
| This may seem less obvious to many, but unless | | | | parents if they want to clean up 50 tiny parts |
| you know that a child already loves a kids pop | | | | after the kids go to bed and get them something |
| culture icon, do not buy them Dora, Diego, | | | | larger. |
| Spiderman, Barbie, Pokemon, or similar items as a | | | | Avoid Obvious Danger |
| birthday gift. They can spark a pop culture frenzy | | | | Avoid Pogo Sticks, avoid Baseball bats, avoid |
| that some parents may prefer to avoid. It's akin | | | | Roller Skates, avoid BB Guns, avoid Alien Slime |
| to smoking cigarettes, far easier to never start | | | | and Silly Putty (which ruins hair and carpets), avoid |
| than it is to stop once you are addicted. Mommy | | | | Rubber Band Shooters, etc. Most of these come |
| and Daddy may never be able to get through the | | | | from experience, trust us. You don't want to be |
| supermarket again without tantrums for | | | | remembered as the Aunt who broke Bobby's |
| whatever Dora branded junk food is on the | | | | arm, shot Billy's eye out, or ruined Katie's long |
| shelves. | | | | curly hair on Christmas morning. |
| Avoid Noisy Electronics That Can Not Be Powered | | | | Avoid the High End of an Age Range |
| OFF | | | | Stay with the capabilities and interests of the |
| Last year our twins were given a pair of | | | | child's age. Don't give a baby toy to an toddler, or |
| electronic drum sticks for a birthday present. The | | | | a toddler toy to a six year old. For example, the |
| first problem was that there was one pair of | | | | Wooden Chomp and Clack Alligator Push Toy is |
| sticks given to two boys who happen to share | | | | the single most perfect gift for any 1 year old. |
| the same birthday through no fault of their own, | | | | The age range says 1 to 4, but it's likely less than |
| but that's covered in another article. They had lots | | | | exciting to a 4 year old. |
| of different buttons that played different drum | | | | In the end, a small amount of forethought into |
| noises when someone whacked the sticks on | | | | choosing a kids gift can make all the difference in |
| something. They also had the astounding quality | | | | the world. Do not just grab the first thing you see |
| of not having any method to power them off. | | | | on the toy store shelf and you will ensure a |
| They were on 100% of the time and could only | | | | happy child and parent on that special occasion. |
| be disabled by removing two screws to get at | | | | |